Jalen Brunson Slapped, Moans In A Massage Chair & His Other SNL Skits

His first sketch is him acting as a regular guy with an office job, balling up paper and shooting it into the garbage can, named Darius Barcelona. He refuses to stop the game and get back to work, so his boss slaps him. Eventually, he rips off his glasses and reveals his real identity to his shocked coworkers.

To bring KATSEYE into the fold, he’s got a quick cameo as a bewildered choreographer.

Brunson is part of a support group for men whose partners went to a Chris Brown and Usher concert. His trauma includes seeing the viral TikTok video of his wife “strapped to a pole, spinning like shawarma” in front of a topless Chris Brown. And yes, he splurged for the meet-and-greet.

Brunson’s a new kid at the school, and when he tries out for the basketball team, he meets High School Musical wannabes who turn everything into a dance routine. Before showing off his vocal range, Brunson crosses over the whole team and pantses a few players, too.

Brunson and a coworker get a little too comfortable in massage chairs in the airport, and there’s more hilariously suggestive moaning than lines.

Lulu Jones is his name. Brunson plays one of the four lovers of a woman at her son’s parent-teacher conference. Inexplicably, he’s got a top bun and bangs, and another guy she’s sleeping with, Kenan Thompson, has two puffs in his hair. 

Brunson is a top-hat-wearing Shark Tank judge with wandering eyes and deep pockets that keep setting off alarms.

For the last skit, the NBA champ plays himself, exhausted after a long game, when Kenan Thompson storms into the locker room, posing as an opportunistic alcoholic ex-coach looking for a handout. 

See how social media is reacting to Brunson’s performance below.